December 30, 2011

Friday Funday


Sorry for falling off, I've been busy with moving and living and family. I made it to Oklahoma, safely after a 20 hr. drive. My cat, one of my biggest concerns was fine. She just slept on my lap the whole time.  

I hope everyone had a good holiday with their families. I know I enjoyed the time I spent with mine. I just wish drama didn't seem to follow. Like hella drama. 

It feels weird knowing that I'm in between worlds. Not living in Florida, and not living in Texas. I really hope that Texas works out for me, because theres no going back to Florida. 

 2012 is right around the corner. Ya'll better party hard. And I wish every fucking single one of you, a happy new year. 

Enjoy the hot people.

Crystal Renn


December 18, 2011

Hot Sunday


 This last Thanksgiving, my mother was telling me how much she liked one of my tattoos and then she followed it, but telling me how much she disliked my elephant tattoos.  I said, "Mom, you know the thing, about tattoos, they're permanent " She said, " I know, I know...." But I don't think she does. Tattoos and kids are for the most extremely permanent. I try not to say anything like, "Oh, that's a shitty tattoo" (If it is then I might nicely suggest something) or "Oh, that's a shitty kid" (Kinda same thing for the tat's applies here as well) So, think before you critique. We can't take it back. I for one, regret nothing.

Enjoy the hot people.  


sweet as pie



December 16, 2011

Making Plans

In about a week, I change my life all over again.
I have yet to live in one location for longer than a year. I live there for about a year and                                                                then my heart starts to wonder and my mind starts making plans.
I am the queen of plans. I make to-do lists and do #4 without looking at the rest of the stuff for days.
But somehow, moving and  driving across the country is ice-cream and pie.

 When I moved down to Jacksonville back in the summer of 10, I thought I knew what I wanted. I thought things would be simple and was excited to make my life work here. But such a huge piece was missing: My family
They are one of the main reasons for moving back to central U.S.
And the idea of starting a family (even if it's years down the road), without my family semi-close by seems ridiculous. I don't need to live in the same town, or even the same state, but it's 3 hr. drive vs. a 20 hr. drive.

I'm driving straight to Tulsa, staying through Xmas (maybe new years) and then my final destination will be Ft. Worth. I'll have my cat with me. So, just my cat and I.  I plan to give her this Calming Travel Crap. Otherwise I'll have to hear her complain the whole time.

Bjork & A Cat

I really don't know what life will bring next. But I refuse to let my life become stagnant.


p.s. Moar Cat Gifs

December 10, 2011


December 7, 2011

Hump Day Wednesday



I feel like I'm finally chilling out for a couple days. The wedding in South Beach last weekend was interesting. There was open bar from 5 p.m. till 11 p.m. Needless to say, I was trashed. Drinking is a requirement at weddings when your single though. The entire wedding is spent planning your own wedding or cursing love and the institution of marriage. I did both.

 Now, I'm trying to find the energy required to pack and get shit together for the move. My dad canceled internet though, so that will improve production like 200% It's so easy to get stuck some where and not move. I'm also a little afraid of starting all over again. 

"For what it’s worth: it’s never too late to be whoever you want to be. I hope you live a life you’re proud of, and if you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again." F. Scott Fitzgerald

*P.S. Theres some NSFW pics below*

Love the black and white

(Insert religious joke here)


December 5, 2011

My Jam

Posted The Weeknd before, but I recently read the book and watched the Film Perfume, only  because of this scene with the music played over it.

November 30, 2011

Hump Day Wednesday- NSFW


It feels like it's been a while since I've had a proper post. By, proper I just mean, hot people. Fun fact the woman above is classified as plus-size. It's a crazy world out there, folks. I've got 3 weeks to get shit done before I move to Ft. Worth, that's plenty of time, right?? I just feel like I've been moving and moving. I'm ready to just stay some where. 
Enjoy the hot people.


November 29, 2011



Theres a lot to say. But tomorrow I'm traveling back to Jacksonville, i'll be in transit from 5:15 a.m. to 9:35 p.m. It's going to suck balls.

My Nana didn't make it. Her funeral was last Tuesday. I love her.

I revisited someone from the past.

Even though I've only been gone for about a week in a half, it felt so long.

My brother is back in the states after a 3 month stint in Hungary, with his wife.

I'm going to miss my little sister though. She's grown so fucking much these last couple of days. It's insane. I really hope she can stay focused to move to Texas with me. She needs this just as much as I do.

My sis is hotter than your sis

Most of that jewelry is from my Nana

November 19, 2011


My nana is in ICU.
I can't even process that thought further.
I'm home alone tonight.
Which is why I can't be alone.
And I'll be having friends over.
I just have make my 3:30 flight tomorrow.

But She'll be fine.
She'll be fine. 

November 16, 2011

Cool Video


When I first got to Spain, they were protesting their government. I went to Barcelona and saw the fight first hand. I was impressed by their determination and general fuck all attitude. I'm glad this fight is spreading all over the world. They ended up camping out for 2-3 months.

Bilbao, Spain. Also, note the small garden.

Fast forward to the United States, Occupy. What has started can not be taken back. It's so easy to lose interest and I'm the first one to get bored, but now, is not the time to back off. Not when, 80 year old women are being pepper sprayed and former police chiefs are participating in free speech. And when the police have turned to some of the most brutal unchecked treatment.

I was there to take down the names of people who were arrested… As I’m standing there, some African-American woman goes up to a police officer and says, ‘I need to get in. My daughter’s there. I want to know if she’s OK.’ And he said, ‘Move on, lady.’ And they kept pushing with their sticks, pushing back. And she was crying. And all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he throws her to the ground and starts hitting her in the head,” says Smith. “I walk over, and I say, ‘Look, cuff her if she’s done something, but you don’t need to do that.’ And he said, ‘Lady, do you want to get arrested?’ And I said, ‘Do you see my hat? I’m here as a legal observer.’ He said, ‘You want to get arrested?’ And he pushed me up against the wall.

Retired New York Supreme Court Judge Karen Smith, working as a legal observer after the raids on Zucotti Park this Tuesday  via Democracy Now

That happened in the USA, ya'll. The land of the free and the brave. I honestly think that the powers that be, are trying to turn the United States into a police state. It would be much easier to control us, if they had complete control over everything we did. EVERYTHING. 

So stayed informed. Fight the system. And seriously, be ready. America is waking up.

November 13, 2011

Manic Monday

Me In My Place

I hope this batch of hot people soothes your soul for just a minute in this turbulent awful awesome world.

In other news, I'm fucking coming back to the 918 this Thanksgiving. Expect me.

Does this not scare the crap out of you? This movie still terrifies me.

Oh, and It's my birthday tomorrow. That's tuesday, the 15th. I'll be a quarter of century old. 

November 8, 2011

Inner Strength- NSFW

Yoga is my religion. Maybe, its not a "real" religion but neither is.......
 I thought I'd do a full post, but I found this one from La Sirena de Buenos Aires and thought she explained yoga and the spirituality rather well.

I've been talking to my mom at lot lately which is nice. We were talking the other day and since my family lives in Oklahoma, where apparently hell has opened up; everyone has been a little more cautious. She followed the warning up with a suggestion to take this time to make it right with god. I shut that shit down quick. I understand that she's my mother and wants the best for me, but the best for me, is for me to be happy. I respect her religion, and I like it if she would accept mine.


 The yoga studio is my church. Every time I go, which is 4 or more times a week at 1hr to 90 min I re-connect with myself and leave clear-headed. It's amazing.
I'll have to restrain myself from pushing yoga. But, if you find a good studio, one that really allows you to open up, you develop a strength in yourself  that's far stronger than anything you get from a deity.

Naked Yoga

November 6, 2011

How Old Are You?

This is what happens when you give your # out to people you really don't know that well:

Last Saturday night.

Him: Do you have any friends for my friends?
Me: Umm.. No. They're out.
Him: Poopie
Me:Well have a good night.
Him: But...but..what about poopie?
Me: Not sure what you expected...
Him: You and I, we r thruuu
Him: I am no longer in love with you
Him: all I wanted was poopie
Me: This guy
Him: I love you, poopie
Him: I would like to take you out for n expensive seafood dinner
Me:  So how drunk are you?
Him: You can't handle this stallion
Him: Betch
Him: I apoligize sincerely for my last comment
Him: Plz text me bb
Him: McBaby?
Him: Mcpoop
Me: How old are you?
Him: 19
Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhh

So, either the kid had a fake ID to get into the bar, or he lied about being 19. Either way, at least its good for the lols.

(Some texts have been removed to make this more interesting and to protect the stupid)