November 6, 2011

How Old Are You?

This is what happens when you give your # out to people you really don't know that well:

Last Saturday night.

Him: Do you have any friends for my friends?
Me: Umm.. No. They're out.
Him: Poopie
Me:Well have a good night.
Him: But...but..what about poopie?
Me: Not sure what you expected...
Him: You and I, we r thruuu
Him: I am no longer in love with you
Him: all I wanted was poopie
Me: This guy
Him: I love you, poopie
Him: I would like to take you out for n expensive seafood dinner
Me:  So how drunk are you?
Him: You can't handle this stallion
Him: Betch
Him: I apoligize sincerely for my last comment
Him: Plz text me bb
Him: McBaby?
Him: Mcpoop
Me: How old are you?
Him: 19
Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhh

So, either the kid had a fake ID to get into the bar, or he lied about being 19. Either way, at least its good for the lols.

(Some texts have been removed to make this more interesting and to protect the stupid)

1 comment:

BrieMichelle said...

This just made my day<3