Sweet Baby Jesus, Jake Gyllenhaal.
I hope everyone had a lovely weekend. Mine was asi-asi. It's getting warmer and that definitely makes me happy. I could never live in Seattle or somewhere up north. The weather would affect my emotions too much. I guess I have seasonal depression or whatever they're marketing it as these days.
I found this craigslist ad, one of the best of's. And its absolutely spectacular, its a little long. Basically the lady lays down the groundwork for men and educates them on fucking. In it's pure and simpliest forms. Everyone should read it, especially, MEN. I'm actually pleading with you, to read it.
Also, Dallas friends, look for me next weekend! Gaga plays on Monday, but I'll be in town Friday night!!!