Hump Day Wednesday- NSFW

HOLA!!

It feels like it's been a while since I've had a proper post. By, proper I just mean, hot people. Fun fact the woman above is classified as plus-size. It's a crazy world out there, folks. I've got 3 weeks to get shit done before I move to Ft. Worth, that's plenty of time, right?? I just feel like I've been moving and moving. I'm ready to just stay some where. 

Enjoy the hot people.

-xoxo
Cristina

Traveling

Shit.

Theres a lot to say. But tomorrow I'm traveling back to Jacksonville, i'll be in transit from 5:15 a.m. to 9:35 p.m. It's going to suck balls.

My Nana didn't make it. Her funeral was last Tuesday. I love her.

I revisited someone from the past.

Even though I've only been gone for about a week in a half, it felt so long.

My brother is back in the states after a 3 month stint in Hungary, with his wife.

I'm going to miss my little sister though. She's grown so fucking much these last couple of days. It's insane. I really hope she can stay focused to move to Texas with me. She needs this just as much as I do.

My sis is hotter than your sis

Most of that jewelry is from my Nana

Fuck.

My nana is in ICU.
I can't even process that thought further.
I'm home alone tonight.
Which is why I can't be alone.
And I'll be having friends over.
I just have make my 3:30 flight tomorrow.

But She'll be fine.
She'll be fine. 

Cool Video

Occupy

When I first got to Spain, they were protesting their government. I went to Barcelona and saw the fight first hand. I was impressed by their determination and general fuck all attitude. I'm glad this fight is spreading all over the world. They ended up camping out for 2-3 months.

Bilbao, Spain. Also, note the small garden.

Fast forward to the United States, Occupy. What has started can not be taken back. It's so easy to lose interest and I'm the first one to get bored, but now, is not the time to back off. Not when, 80 year old women are being pepper sprayed and former police chiefs are participating in free speech. And when the police have turned to some of the most brutal unchecked treatment.

“I was there to take down the names of people who were arrested… As I’m standing there, some African-American woman goes up to a police officer and says, ‘I need to get in. My daughter’s there. I want to know if she’s OK.’ And he said, ‘Move on, lady.’ And they kept pushing with their sticks, pushing back. And she was crying. And all of a sudden, out of nowhere, he throws her to the ground and starts hitting her in the head,” says Smith. “I walk over, and I say, ‘Look, cuff her if she’s done something, but you don’t need to do that.’ And he said, ‘Lady, do you want to get arrested?’ And I said, ‘Do you see my hat? I’m here as a legal observer.’ He said, ‘You want to get arrested?’ And he pushed me up against the wall.”

Retired New York Supreme Court Judge Karen Smith, working as a legal observer after the raids on Zucotti Park this Tuesday  via Democracy Now

That happened in the USA, ya'll. The land of the free and the brave. I honestly think that the powers that be, are trying to turn the United States into a police state. It would be much easier to control us, if they had complete control over everything we did. EVERYTHING. 

So stayed informed. Fight the system. And seriously, be ready. America is waking up.

Manic Monday

Me In My Place

I hope this batch of hot people soothes your soul for just a minute in this turbulent awful awesome world.

In other news, I'm fucking coming back to the 918 this Thanksgiving. Expect me.

Does this not scare the crap out of you? This movie still terrifies me.

Oh, and It's my birthday tomorrow. That's tuesday, the 15th. I'll be a quarter of century old. 

Inner Strength- NSFW

Yoga is my religion. Maybe, its not a "real" religion but neither is.......
 I thought I'd do a full post, but I found this one from La Sirena de Buenos Aires and thought she explained yoga and the spirituality rather well.

I've been talking to my mom at lot lately which is nice. We were talking the other day and since my family lives in Oklahoma, where apparently hell has opened up; everyone has been a little more cautious. She followed the warning up with a suggestion to take this time to make it right with god. I shut that shit down quick. I understand that she's my mother and wants the best for me, but the best for me, is for me to be happy. I respect her religion, and I like it if she would accept mine.

Buddha

 The yoga studio is my church. Every time I go, which is 4 or more times a week at 1hr to 90 min I re-connect with myself and leave clear-headed. It's amazing.
I'll have to restrain myself from pushing yoga. But, if you find a good studio, one that really allows you to open up, you develop a strength in yourself  that's far stronger than anything you get from a deity.

Naked Yoga

How Old Are You?

This is what happens when you give your # out to people you really don't know that well:

Last Saturday night.

Him: Do you have any friends for my friends?
Me: Umm.. No. They're out.
Him: Poopie
Me:Well have a good night.
Him: But...but..what about poopie?
Me: Not sure what you expected...
Him: You and I, we r thruuu
Him: I am no longer in love with you
Him: all I wanted was poopie
Me: This guy
Him: I love you, poopie
Him: I would like to take you out for n expensive seafood dinner
Me:  So how drunk are you?
Him: You can't handle this stallion
Him: Betch
Him: I apoligize sincerely for my last comment
Him: Plz text me bb
Him: McBaby?
Him: Mcpoop
Me: How old are you?
Him: 19
Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhh

So, either the kid had a fake ID to get into the bar, or he lied about being 19. Either way, at least its good for the lols.

(Some texts have been removed to make this more interesting and to protect the stupid)

Yoga and South Park

 I haven't talked about my love life in a hot minute. I wanted to pause when I got back to the states. But, lady luck is never on a schedule.  Now, I'm almost 2 months in a new relationship and I'm feeling squirmy again.  Is that an accurate description?
Here's the deal. I tried breaking it off with the OG , but things are easier said than done. It sucks that I can't just break it off because I want to be single. The reason has to involve a new guy.
"I hope your new thang is worth it"
Really? My new "thang" is yoga and south park. And I got hit up the next morning about a sex dream...

  I really just want to be fucking single. Jesus. I know I'm getting older. With a 25 year old birthday around the corner, but I'm not ready to be in a serious relationship. I'm just not. I enjoy my Independence way too much. And if that makes me a harlot, or a spinster, then so fucking be it.  

Halloween Wins

Lost?

Preggers.

Me: Sugar Skull

In case you missed it

Yesssss from here.

The Internet

Oh, clever girl.

Mr. Colbert at Occupy NYC via   Inothernews

Heidi fucking Klum

Nothing really compares to Heidi's costume. That woman is a machine and married to Seal (Kiss from a rose)

Lols.

P.s. Whos watching The Walking Dead?
P.s.s. Did I miss someone?