Bounce that Ass

LOL.
2 Things:

1. That one guy looks like he's 29.
2. Poor teacher.

A side of Bacon

I've been postponing this entry for a hot minute. It's a topic that's a little hard to discuss sometimes. Something easy to ignore and something people are often ashamed of: Personal Health

My health has been on the back burner. I've been eating better and working out, and I've only seen small results on the scale. Thankfully, my mom put me on her health insurance and I've been taking full advantage. I had been to the doctor a couple times before the fiasco in Houston, but hadn't really discovered much. Since then, I've had blood work twice. A couple weeks ago, I met with my doctor to discuss the results. Both conditions are the result of genetics, even though, I still feel like it's my fault. 

1. High Cholesterol. - Not really a big deal.

2. Pre-Diabetic Type 2.- It still hasn't really clicked. When he told me, I sort of just let the words hit me and  bounce back off. It's a good thing that I caught it now and not at 40 years old. I don't have to give myself shots or even check my blood sugar. I just have to be completely aware of my body and make some small changes. Alcohol is no longer on the menu. I will now and for the rest of my life have a 2 drink minimum. Which will be extremely difficult. I want to drink a 6 pack  and eat a whole chocolate cake with a side of bacon.

Anyways, I feel like I'm old and I have my medicines. (Warning: Period Talk Ahead) Speaking of medicines, being off Birth Control is lovely. Absolutely lovely. My periods have gone from 5 days to 2. My acne has mellowed out a ton. I don't cramp as bad.  All these positive things are supposed to happen when your on birth control, not off of it. I'm probably just weird that way, but then again, maybe the birth control is set up like that. Too make your body cramp more and bleed more. Why? So you'll buy more products. This is of course, just a theory. Also, if you're having sex you should be on some form of protection, pulling out DOESN'T COUNT.

Hot Sunday Surprise

Rihanna via Rollingstone

In Miami. The only editing done was color.  

I love her hair!

And this guy, cause a bigger guy can be just as hot. (I finally found a pic, anon!)

I'm not sure how I feel about my picture up there, but I'm going to try and be positive. You have no idea how hard that is. Especially when you're around other girls who have low self-esteem. At one part of the Miami trip, I had to say, "Ok, no more negative body talk, we're on a trip to MIAMI!" Out of 4 girls, I was the second to largest one there, and one of the girls smaller than me wouldn't stop talking negatively about her self. At first, I chimed in with compliments towards her. But after a while, I offered my own complainants about myself. It was too easy to get pulled into that suction of self-pity.

This summer, I suggest, we (women and men) abstain from negative comments about our bodies, and more importantly others! I've looked at really thin girl before and said, "She needs a hamburger." That type of comment is like saying, 'someone should have kept their cover-up on'. Some people make fun of one type more than the other. Usually it's dependent upon your own body type.
But, I'm done with the negativity. I know I'm working out, eating right and that's all that maters.

Cat-Calling

I feel like I'm always second.
Second best, last resort.
I want to be someone's first.
Maybe not only.
Well, at least only while they're with me.
I feel like I'm only approached by desperate men.
Men who yell across the street.
Honk their horns at me.
I try to be polite.
But does no one know how to treat a lady?

Shout-Out

These are my page views from the past couple of days. I want to give a shout out to those kids/adults/cats checking me out in other countries. Thank you so much for taking time to read about me. Especially Spain, only because I will be visiting there shortly. Hit me up, if you'd like to let me sleep on your couch. Or, really anyone hit me up, if you'd be willing to share your couch. I might just come visit you.

I've found 2 farms to stay at this summer. One is northern Spain, close to France and the other is at the very southern end of Spain. I'm still waiting on my passport, which will probably take longer to get to me if the government shuts down on Friday. I wish the few Tea Partiers weren't holding the balls of every member of Congress. Progress was made, but the Tea Party members didn't approve. So back to the drawing board. This shut-down will cost a shit ton of money. Apparently the passport department is going to be greatly affected. I paid my $150 fee, give me my papers, dammit! I'm waiting......

Sadie!

Funnnny Video

Thank god, she didn't come off as desperate.

Hot Monday

                          

Crystal Renn

 

Miami happened last weekend. We drove down Saturday, found a little hotel right outside of Miami and spent Saturday drinking in a cheap hot tub. Sunday morning we made our way to South Beach. It was pretty gorgeous. Our hotel was right by the beach. After spending the afternoon at the beach, we went back to the hotel to get ready for the night. We dressed to impress. Some disagreements went down, and I choose to do Miami by myself. Which meant running around South Beach in a little black dress in 6 inch heels, which I wore until 5 am that morning. It was an insane night and I took full advantage of everything that Miami had to offer. FULL advantage. It was a little hard at first being by myself, but at the end of the day, you've got to do you, and fuck the rest.

P.S. I love Raja, and he's a shoe in for the win.

Little Ol' Ladies

Advanced Style: Age and Beauty on Nowness.com.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to be like these ladies when I get older.
via nowness and advanced style.

Hot Sunday

Hot Sunday is ridiculously hot today. I felt the need to spice things up since my life is definitely lacking in that area. Tattoo guy was just a little blip on the radar. Nothing important enough to note, except, he was crazy. I just have to acknowledge 2 things:

1- I attract the crazies.
2-Men over 25 have a hard time understanding the concept of texting. Here's an excerpt from Tat guy and Me's convo. Context: I was going to hang out with him and then afterwards go to the beach clubs,which I invited him to. Then he went on to say that he should have expected this from Jacksonville.

Me: I'm not even from here. And I've tried to kick it, but u don't like the fact that I made additional plans, I'm sorry I'm too spontaneous.
Him: Lolololol Whatever u wanna call it. I call it a liar. Plans? No. Wanna Hang? Sure, but I have plans after. U said u didn't have plans? See how much fun that is?
Him: Over it No need to reply
Me: I just made the plans like an hr ago. I am not a liar. I just try to fit too many things into one night. But check it, me and my friends are chillen at her warehouse, super close to u.
Him: Reaaaaaaaaal classy.
Him:What don't u understand, cops are out in force. im smoking ----- like its not funny. IM NOT GOIN OUT THATS WHY I INVITED U HERE! Understand now? Jesus fucking christ
Me: Aight player, have a good night.


and then it goes on and on, actually, its just him going on.. and which he tells me to delete his #, then texts me ten minutes later about how much I suck.

Oh, and did I mention he was 31. Yes, kittens, treinta-uno anos.  31!

Donald Trump 2012

"I make porn stars blush." he told me, casually. The tattoo artist, yeah. I went on a date with him last night, and it was nice. Note, the word: date. Hell yeah. It wasn't watching a movie on his couch, or meeting up at 2 a.m. Sometimes, I call things waay to early. I don't really think i'm calling anything right now. It's just up in the air, like things usually are. 

Next week is Spring break here in Jacksonville. I'm going to have to find something to occupy my mind and body for a week while school is out. I'm going to try and not sleep in. I need to motivate myself to accomplish my goals. I will probably end up at the beach every day though. I finally feel better. Last night I slept the whole night through without waking up coughing in like 2 weeks. It was a miracle, from God.

The middle east is insane right now. And now we're involved in other country's daily affairs. I'm not sure how I feel about Libya. It seems tricky and expensive. Plus, I really don't approve of how it was put into action. Obama didn't submit it to congress or anything, it just happened. Lewis Black has suggested Donald Trump for president 2012. Why, you ask? Well, as Black explained America is ready for a crazy 3rd world dictator. Then maybe we'd really take to the streets.

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Lol. But seriously.

I've created a new page that will list all the books that I've been reading lately.
Also, if you hate reading, then maybe you should be checking me out here:
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and now, hot MEN.

Yes, please.

                             I love these two.

 This Guy. Right. Here. Hot Damn.