Last Night

That's all I have to say.

The Youth

Seriously, every time I teach I have to tell at least 3 kids, to put their cell phones away. Usually I get some attitude too.

Me: Hey, I know you think you're slick, but you need to put away that cell phone.
Them: What???? (Confused look on their face)
Me:  The phone in your hand, by your side.
Them: Ohhh.

Me: Yeah, put it away, now. (Usually I just stare at them, until they put it away)

   But then, I say things like, "If everyone finishes their work, I'll let you have free time, which includes listening to your ipods, but not including cell phones." Am I part of the problem or the solution? I lean towards solution, because cell phones and ipods aren't going anywhere. Incorporating them as a reward seems like a good compromise.  But, lord almighty, if I see another 3rd grader (8 years old) with a cell phone, out....

Who are you texting? Yo mama? Ur friend in the classroom right next to ours? And why do you have a iphone???

GIF of the Day

 

Hot Sunday-Warning-

 

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Gorgeous.

Ohh,snap. There's some male full frontal there. I will not apologize.  Female frontal nudity is usually accepted in most mediums, but showing a male's penis is XXX. 

Anyways, I hope everyone is enjoying this Sunday with loved ones. Have a good day. I'm going to try and reach out to some people today. Or you could try and connect with me.

The drive to the Ocean.

Dancing

I love Heather. She's gorgeous!

Cool Kids at Coachella

 It's fucking summer already. Which means music festivals, parties, fashion. Here's a roundup of my favorite outfits at that one festival in California. Let's judge the rich kids.

I love this look. The shoes are perfect with the lightness of the skirt. I also love the hair.

Apparently, Navajo is in right now. It's a cute look if you're Native American.

Recent PR winner Gretchen Jones. I love the reference to the 40's.

Hot. Rompers are little hard to pull off, but she's doing it very well.

You're doing it wrong. This look just annoys me. Maybe it's the double dose.

I want to go on a picnic and then thrifting with this girl. It looks effortless.

Kelly, my dear, you've grown up. I just hate the shoes, but everything else is spot on.

Perfect. This is a girl, who's there for the shows. Her look is fashionable and practical.

It's done. It's in stone, no turning back now. I finally bought my ticket to Barcelona, yesterday. I can't believe I'm going. I'm a little terrified. I'm worried about being lost, not having enough $, and that's really it.
I'm just living like a rich kid, even though, I'm anything but that. I've saved some $, but not nearly enough. I need to sell some blood or some clothes or ask people who love me to donate to me. I still need a camping backpack and boots of some kind.


Want to get some essential musical festival fashion items? Guestofaguest 
First 3 photos from Harper's Bazaar.
All other photos from Refinery29.

Hot Lady Sunday

Kasia, currently on ANTM.

 

 

 

I might get a variation of this tattoo.

 This weekend has been interesting. I've been a little reckless. Oh well, I'm young. Or at least that's what people tell me. I've been homesick lately. I miss my family/friends/old towns/neighborhoods. You'd think that Florida would start to feel like home by now...
Also, check out this awesome gem I found.

Yes, Mickey is making the holes in the Swiss cheese with his penis. Oh, Disney.

Bounce that Ass

LOL.
2 Things:

1. That one guy looks like he's 29.
2. Poor teacher.

A side of Bacon

I've been postponing this entry for a hot minute. It's a topic that's a little hard to discuss sometimes. Something easy to ignore and something people are often ashamed of: Personal Health

My health has been on the back burner. I've been eating better and working out, and I've only seen small results on the scale. Thankfully, my mom put me on her health insurance and I've been taking full advantage. I had been to the doctor a couple times before the fiasco in Houston, but hadn't really discovered much. Since then, I've had blood work twice. A couple weeks ago, I met with my doctor to discuss the results. Both conditions are the result of genetics, even though, I still feel like it's my fault. 

1. High Cholesterol. - Not really a big deal.

2. Pre-Diabetic Type 2.- It still hasn't really clicked. When he told me, I sort of just let the words hit me and  bounce back off. It's a good thing that I caught it now and not at 40 years old. I don't have to give myself shots or even check my blood sugar. I just have to be completely aware of my body and make some small changes. Alcohol is no longer on the menu. I will now and for the rest of my life have a 2 drink minimum. Which will be extremely difficult. I want to drink a 6 pack  and eat a whole chocolate cake with a side of bacon.

Anyways, I feel like I'm old and I have my medicines. (Warning: Period Talk Ahead) Speaking of medicines, being off Birth Control is lovely. Absolutely lovely. My periods have gone from 5 days to 2. My acne has mellowed out a ton. I don't cramp as bad.  All these positive things are supposed to happen when your on birth control, not off of it. I'm probably just weird that way, but then again, maybe the birth control is set up like that. Too make your body cramp more and bleed more. Why? So you'll buy more products. This is of course, just a theory. Also, if you're having sex you should be on some form of protection, pulling out DOESN'T COUNT.

Hot Sunday Surprise

Rihanna via Rollingstone

In Miami. The only editing done was color.  

I love her hair!

And this guy, cause a bigger guy can be just as hot. (I finally found a pic, anon!)

I'm not sure how I feel about my picture up there, but I'm going to try and be positive. You have no idea how hard that is. Especially when you're around other girls who have low self-esteem. At one part of the Miami trip, I had to say, "Ok, no more negative body talk, we're on a trip to MIAMI!" Out of 4 girls, I was the second to largest one there, and one of the girls smaller than me wouldn't stop talking negatively about her self. At first, I chimed in with compliments towards her. But after a while, I offered my own complainants about myself. It was too easy to get pulled into that suction of self-pity.

This summer, I suggest, we (women and men) abstain from negative comments about our bodies, and more importantly others! I've looked at really thin girl before and said, "She needs a hamburger." That type of comment is like saying, 'someone should have kept their cover-up on'. Some people make fun of one type more than the other. Usually it's dependent upon your own body type.
But, I'm done with the negativity. I know I'm working out, eating right and that's all that maters.

Cat-Calling

I feel like I'm always second.
Second best, last resort.
I want to be someone's first.
Maybe not only.
Well, at least only while they're with me.
I feel like I'm only approached by desperate men.
Men who yell across the street.
Honk their horns at me.
I try to be polite.
But does no one know how to treat a lady?

Shout-Out

These are my page views from the past couple of days. I want to give a shout out to those kids/adults/cats checking me out in other countries. Thank you so much for taking time to read about me. Especially Spain, only because I will be visiting there shortly. Hit me up, if you'd like to let me sleep on your couch. Or, really anyone hit me up, if you'd be willing to share your couch. I might just come visit you.

I've found 2 farms to stay at this summer. One is northern Spain, close to France and the other is at the very southern end of Spain. I'm still waiting on my passport, which will probably take longer to get to me if the government shuts down on Friday. I wish the few Tea Partiers weren't holding the balls of every member of Congress. Progress was made, but the Tea Party members didn't approve. So back to the drawing board. This shut-down will cost a shit ton of money. Apparently the passport department is going to be greatly affected. I paid my $150 fee, give me my papers, dammit! I'm waiting......

Sadie!

Funnnny Video

Thank god, she didn't come off as desperate.

Hot Monday

                          

Crystal Renn

 

Miami happened last weekend. We drove down Saturday, found a little hotel right outside of Miami and spent Saturday drinking in a cheap hot tub. Sunday morning we made our way to South Beach. It was pretty gorgeous. Our hotel was right by the beach. After spending the afternoon at the beach, we went back to the hotel to get ready for the night. We dressed to impress. Some disagreements went down, and I choose to do Miami by myself. Which meant running around South Beach in a little black dress in 6 inch heels, which I wore until 5 am that morning. It was an insane night and I took full advantage of everything that Miami had to offer. FULL advantage. It was a little hard at first being by myself, but at the end of the day, you've got to do you, and fuck the rest.

P.S. I love Raja, and he's a shoe in for the win.